Rogaine wants a word with Prince William
This story is kind of mean, but I enjoyed it anyway. Life & Style spoke to a rep for Rogaine, and apparently the company is trying to field a formal offer to Prince William. So that he won’t look so bald on his wedding day. Ugh, dudes are so dumb. A balding (or totally bald) man who works his lack of hair is so much sexier than a dude who gets all touchy about it. Men and their hairlines… don’t even get me started.
If Prince William ever gets self-conscious about his bald spot, at least one company is waiting in the wings to lend a helping hand.
“We’ve been watching Prince William’s growing bald spot closely for years, and we believe Rogaine can help,” a rep for the company tells Life & Style. “We’d love to send him our new Unscented Men’s Rogaine Foam. William would be the perfect spokesman for Rogaine because whether you’re a prince or an average Joe, hereditary hair loss affects one in four men.”
And Prince William does want to look his best on his wedding day. “When he’s on the altar and the world is looking at the back of his head,” says the rep, “he won’t have to worry about the hair that’s not there.”
[From Life & Style]
I knew a guy who was obsessed with his hair loss – to be fair to the guy, he had a small bald spot very, very early. Like, when he was 19 years old. William too began losing his hair very early. Does he seem concerned about it? I think he does. In some photos, he attempts some kind of royal comb-over deal, but lately his bald spot has been out and about, almost as if William is simply tired of trying to hide it.
Anyway, it’s kind of douche move for Rogaine, right? Poor Will. He should just shave his head – you never know, it might be a really good look for him.
Photos courtesy of WENN.